the Earth Snake.

I like Chinese horoscopes (: I don't believe in everything, but it know shits. Yesterday, Jillian and I were reading few different Chinese horoscopes books at Barnes and Noble for 30 minutes. After a long reading, I was in awe.

I was born in the year of the Snake, 1989 - The Diplomatic Snake. Apparently, there five different type of snakes: metal, water, wood, fire, and earth. I'm the Earth Snake, according to the book and few websites I had researched.

According to The Handbook of Chinese Horoscopes, "These persons are oversuspicious, which is their nature. They hide their suspicions, acting as if nothing is on their minds." No shit! "Some people born in the year of the snake may speak in a leisurely or listlessly way, but this does not mean that they are slow in thinking and action. They like to think deeply, plan carefully, and make a systematic and appropriate exposition of their views. They usually speak with great care."  and last one, "He will never forgive anyone who breaks a promise. He easily becomes excessively nervous when he is frightened or feels doubtful about something."  Good shits there, indeed.